Guys Don't Buy?

I was wandering the grid last night to do the CG Hunt For Men because Illusory won't be able to finish his posts about it. I had no idea what he'd blogged, so I was going to get everything and take a BUNCH of pictures just to cover all the bases.

While I was at Simply Spoiled, I ran into the owner/designer, Sampson Suntzu. *Squeeee!* I'm a fan, can you tell? LOL! Of course I couldn't resist saying hi & blathering about I don't even know what.

Oh, wait! I remember...I was saying thanks for participating in the hunt because the guys get left out so often. (I'm just cool like that) Sampson replied that they get left out because they don't buy anything very often. I was shocked! Men!? Not buying much? How do they get nookie? You don't take girls out to eat in SL, sooo it follows that pretty baubles would get the trick done. Am I wrong? Or am I just easy? (Never mind)

Here's the hammer gifts from Simply Spoiled which, as it turns out, have already been blogged. Ok, I'm cuter than Ill, and even though I chickened out of doing this post topless, I'm on a Mission.

Mystical Necklace and Brown D-Ring Belt. A 375L value, absolutely FREE!

Sampson was good enough to help me with my mission by giving me copies of his newest his & hers chains. (Thank you Sampson! You RAWK!)

The necklace is called "Men's Silver Cross Chain" and it's located on the middle of the back wall with this gorgeous matching belly chain (Silver Cross Belly Chain). Gentlemen, you can't go wrong with this, I promise! They're accented with little rubies too, which you can't really see because I'm not a professional photographer (Flora *cough, cough*) AND, for the coup de grace, they're modifiable and transferable! That's right! You can send the belly chain to somebody and let them know how you feel whithout all that wordiness and stuff. Is this not perfect? Ah! Let me tell you more....they're only 175L each. See? For 350L you and your special lady can wear matching jewelry that says "She's MINE" or "He's MINE" in a classy, elegant way. (No Bling!)

Well, this is the wordiest post I've ever done LOL. So what, I have to prove that guys ain't cheap. Easy? Yes. Cheap? Not when it comes to pretty girls : )

This next picture is of most of the men's section in the store. There are also items for men scattered around with things for ladies (hint, hint).

Go to Simply Spoiled NOW and prove SL designers wrong. Let them know that you deserve to be a marketing target! Help out the Second Life economy! Get U Sum! (I'm such a goof LOL)